April 9, 2018
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What Would Trump Do? (8 Tests Of Moral Character For The Sinner-In-Chief), satire by Allan Ishac
What appears below are (the first three of) 8 questions the Lord Jesus Christ put to Donald Trump, then the president’s answer, then the correct response as determined by The Messiah and Savior of all mankind.
Let’s see how the president did:
QUESTION 1: You are running for election to become the most powerful person in the world. To win, do you — A. Collude with a foreign adversary, B. Lie and cheat to mislead the electorate, C. Hide unsavory behavior from your past to appear more electable?
Donald J. Trump: Trick question! I know the answer, you do all three.
Jesus Christ: No, that is not correct. The answer is none of the above. You run an honorable and honest election, and let the best man or woman win or lose.
Donald J. Trump: Whatever.
Donald J. Trump: Trick question! I know the answer, you do all three.
Jesus Christ: No, that is not correct. The answer is none of the above. You run an honorable and honest election, and let the best man or woman win or lose.
Donald J. Trump: Whatever.
QUESTION 2: If the laws of your country require you to pay taxes annually, is it appropriate to follow those laws and pay the government what you owe or avoid paying your fair share?
DJT: If you’re smart, you hide income and try to pay as little as possible, and also tie up your payments in court for years so you don’t become a sucker like the common man.
JC: Wrong, Donald. A country needs tax dollars to fund social programs that aid the poor and needy. All citizens must pay their taxes, perhaps wealthy people more than most.
DJT: Bullshit, I bet you didn’t pay one shekel in taxes. You’re a liar.
JC: Excuse me, I am an honest man.
QUESTION 3: An attractive married woman is standing in front of you at at a reception. You are married, too. Do you make an advance or return to your wife, with whom you have made a vow of undying love?
DJT: Are you kidding, you move on the woman very heavily. And you fuck her if you can. If not, at least grab her pussy.
JC: Absolutely not! This woman is married and you are, too. The only virtuous response is to honor both your avowed bonds of fidelity and move on from her, not move in on her!
DJT: Look, buddy, I don’t know what kind of techniques you use, but where I come from we’re automatically attracted to beautiful, married or not. You pop a couple of Tic-Tacs and make your move.
JC: What kind of Christian upbringing did you have, sir? This is thug-like behavior and unseemly.
DJT: Don’t give me that holier than thou crap, pal. I’m the president. Next question!
Continued
DJT: If you’re smart, you hide income and try to pay as little as possible, and also tie up your payments in court for years so you don’t become a sucker like the common man.
JC: Wrong, Donald. A country needs tax dollars to fund social programs that aid the poor and needy. All citizens must pay their taxes, perhaps wealthy people more than most.
DJT: Bullshit, I bet you didn’t pay one shekel in taxes. You’re a liar.
JC: Excuse me, I am an honest man.
QUESTION 3: An attractive married woman is standing in front of you at at a reception. You are married, too. Do you make an advance or return to your wife, with whom you have made a vow of undying love?
DJT: Are you kidding, you move on the woman very heavily. And you fuck her if you can. If not, at least grab her pussy.
JC: Absolutely not! This woman is married and you are, too. The only virtuous response is to honor both your avowed bonds of fidelity and move on from her, not move in on her!
DJT: Look, buddy, I don’t know what kind of techniques you use, but where I come from we’re automatically attracted to beautiful, married or not. You pop a couple of Tic-Tacs and make your move.
JC: What kind of Christian upbringing did you have, sir? This is thug-like behavior and unseemly.
DJT: Don’t give me that holier than thou crap, pal. I’m the president. Next question!
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